I got sent a new notebook.  It’s unlined and I’ve never used an unlined notebook before.  I think I prefer lined ones.

Anyway, I decided to write a haiku about my new notebook.  I think I like the last one best, what do you think?

p.s.  Sorry about the handwriting.

Writing articles
About wedding favours such
As chocolates, is crap

Clobber put away
Estate agent on the way
To take photographs

Inspired by Louisa Lemon, I thought I’d nick her idea write my own sunflower haiku.

Facing the sunshine
Yellow heads on tall green stalks
Hamsters eat their seeds

Off to Faversham
To drink beer and see Morris
Dancers.  Oh my god

Squeeze into my jeans
Look in the mirror and sigh
Put down the Kit Kat

Black cat, looks so cute
Biting the hand that feeds it
Bad cat, gets a slap

Watch the flowers die
Bowing their once fragrant heads
Time to buy new ones

Sheri left a comment on my other blog – JogBlog – and asked me to write a tractor haiku, so after a few pints in the pub last night, I came up with this.

Tractors, I hate you
Your wheels are as big as me
Tractors, you’re too big

This is my first ever haiku.  Don’t laugh.

Scent of tomato
Blending in with gooey cheese
Pizza baking, nice